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Surprising truth about being a high class escort

Adelaide Escort | Punter Planet

HERE are three questions I get asked all the time:

1. What has life been like since going public as an escort?
2. Can you help me be an escort?
3. Do you have sex all the time?

The answers are:

1. You are reading about it now.
2. I mentor women to become escorts but am getting tired of the dumb ones (and it’s only the dumb ones) pinching my ideas and abusing my kindness.
3. No.

Yep, the answer to number three is a big fat no. I DO NOT HAVE MUCH SEX. Since going public as an escort/journalist I reckon I have less sex now than ever before.

I know you won’t believe me, but it’s true. I had more sex as a journalist. I would estimate that a single mum in her forties – or any woman, really – who is on Tinder would have much more sex than me.

And that’s not because I am not working – I am – but because of clients, especially new ones, treat me differently now. Without wanting to sound like a big-headed hooker (I think there are a few out there), when men book me now it is more out of curiosity than to relieve a twitchy c**k. It is more to do with meeting this ‘Samantha X’ and finding out what makes her tick (um, French Champagne and a fat envelope stuffed full of cash?).

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High-class escort Samantha X.Fabrizio Lipari

One word I hear daily from men is that I am “intriguing”.

I could be sitting next to a businessman on a flight to, ooooh, let’s say Melbourne, and after a brief chat he will say: “Wow, you are so intriguing.”

Or Sean my window cleaner will shake his head while laughing at my stories.

“You’re bloody joking! He didn’t say that, did he?” he’d say while wiping spiders’ webs from my sliding doors with a big, wet sloppy cloth. “I love your stories, Amanda. They’re so intriguing!”

I have clients who are writing books and want me to proofread them in my spare time (SPARE time!!). “I’m up to my fourth draft,” mumbled Andrew in between chewing his avocado toast over brunch the other day. “It’s only just over a hundred thousand words. I’ve emailed it to you, so when you get a chance, can you have a quick look for me?”

A quick 100,000 words? Sure, no problem …

Or dear Keith, who is writing his escorting memoirs and I rarely have time to help him (sorry, Keith!).

Or I’ll get an email from a client and it will read like this. In fact, it will read exactly like this as this is a real email (name changed, of course).

Dear Samantha,

I have to say I read your book on a flight to New York recently and felt compelled to write to

you. Your story is fascinating and I must say, I find you intriguing. I am from London originally

but have been living in Sydney for over 20 years. I am a lawyer who has also lived in Hong Kong and New York. I confess that I have wanted to explore the possibility of seeing you for some time but I was a little nervous given you are … well, let’s be honest, now so well-known. But my intrigue has got the better of me. Would you happen to be free for dinner next Tuesday night?
Cash no issue.
Yours, Fraser.

Before coming out I used to get emails like this:

R U free? Can U wear black suspenders and do U swallow? Ben.

For the record, I did meet with Fraser and he was lovely. And in our four-hour meeting, we had very pleasant sex once, for nine minutes, and that was right at the beginning. The rest of the time we talked. (And as for Ben: no, I don’t swallow and FK OFF.) I find that these days men are more interested in talking to me than having sex with me. And you may find it hard to believe that I often find myself leaving appointments feeling sexually frustrated, sometimes cursing the fact I ever wrote that bloody book.

Instead of feeling refreshed, elated and relaxed after a marathon sex session with a nice man, I’d usually depart a hotel room feeling like I’d just done a Q and A and book-signing session. Take a dear regular, Lee. He was young, with a big head of frizzy hair and a weakness for working girls, and he had been a client with my agency since the day we launched. He would always buy the girls a gift and the girls loved him. “Such an easy guy, so lovely – the sex is great!” I always heard as feedback from my girls. He was a pleasure to deal with and he was always so polite to me.

“One day, I’ll pluck up the courage to see you, Samantha!”

“The big boss!” he kept texting.

And that day finally arrived. He was so nervous I thought he was going to pass out. I tried to kiss him but his lips were trembling so much.

“Sorry, Samantha,” he said, scratching his head. “I am really confused. I’ve never been with a celebrity before. I don’t know whether to feel horny or starstruck.” I had to laugh. Is that how clients saw me: a celebrity? It was very sweet – if only my sex life didn’t have to suffer. “Celebrities need sex too, Lee,” I said, climbing on top of his shaking body.

Or there was Cam, the truckie who booked me for an hour at his city hotel one December afternoon. I knew that when I clapped eyes on him standing by the lifts, I was going to have the best sex of my life. It had been ages since I’d had sex, and the sun was out, it was Christmas time, I was in a good mood …

Cam wasn’t attractive at all, but you’d know by now that attractiveness rarely matters. I can have the best sex with the most unattractive men – and it’s usually those kinds of men who make me orgasm.

Most Adelaide Escorts say the same thing: give us a man with a face only his mother could love and we will have great sex. Maybe we relax more? Maybe we actually like them as people more? Maybe we feel more powerful, more in control? A good-looking client just makes me nervous. A good-looking client who is an arrogant dickhead is the worst kind of client; any girl will tell you that. Anyway, Cam was bald and stocky with a moustache which had a bit of cheese in it (I think it was cheese). He was wearing a gold chain, a red checked shirt and these big, chunky workmen’s boots.

“G’day, Samantha!” He beamed, opening the lift doors and marching in before me. He lacked decorum, he was brash and rough around the edges.

Perfect. All the ingredients for a good bonk.

When we got to the tiny studio room I put my bag down and went to kiss him. “Well, hello, Cam! You’re in trouble today …” I whispered seductively into his hairy ear.

“Er, rightio!” he choked out, sounding petrified. “But before we get down to that, I suppose I’d better offer you a drink. Now, what do we have here … I don’t think there’s much …”

“Whatever you’ve got would be lovely,” I murmured patiently. A glass of bubbles wouldn’t hurt to get me in the mood – not that I needed it. I watched as Cam plodded to the bathroom, fetched the plastic cup that his toothbrush had been in, filled it up with warm tap water and handed it to me, grinning.

“Here we go, love,” he said nervously, passing me the cup with shaking hands. “Water looks a bit cloudy if you ask me, but I think that’s because it’s warm.”

“Oh, it’s fine,” I smiled, putting the cup down. Well, that was a first. But I wasn’t here for the drink …

“Now let me give you something …”

I unclipped the straps of my dress and let it fall to my feet sexily, standing there in all my glory, showing Cam my body that was aching to be devoured. Surely he was aching to devour me …

“Oh jeez, Samantha,” he stammered, looking away. “I don’t mean to be rude but …”

He reached out into his rucksack, fumbling around.

Jesus Christ – this was it: my first psychopath! He looked a bit like Ivan Milat, he drove trucks on dusty orange freeways … What was he getting – a gun, a knife …

Nope. …My book. …A well-thumbed copy of Hooked that he held out to me with a proud expression on his face. “I bought a copy of your book, love. Would you mind putting your clothes back on and signing it for me? I’ve been dying to meet you to find out how life has been for you since you did that show on TV … I have so many questions for you. I actually wrote some down here on this piece of paper. We saw you on Channel Seven – or was it Nine – my missus and me, and …”

I stared at his mouth moving and his eyes blinking excitedly. Remind me again why I wrote that bloody book?

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High-class escort Samantha X pictured with her latest book ‘Back on Top — Confessions of a high-class escort’.
Source: Courtesy of qt.com.au

The Many Benefits Of Using Online Psychics

online psychics | Angels Within

There are individuals in the world called psychics, people that have an innate ability to read into the future of individuals they speak with. You have probably seen them with businesses in your city, and they are also on the web. People often contact these professionals because of their natural ability to tap into their lifestream to help them make important choices. There are many advantages to using psychics that are on the web. They might be able to help you understand more about yourself, or address life choices that you must make right now.

 

Here are a few of the many benefits you will receive by working with online psychics.

 

What Do Psychics Do?

Psychics are able to connect with people on an energetic level. There is the belief that we are all living lives that may be somewhat predestined. This is often referred to as the path of our life, and this path often has many different potential directions. Making the right choices, and adhering to our path of heart, is the key to finding success and happiness in life. People also referred to our path of heart as our purpose, the reason that we were incarnated into existence. A psychic is able to sense these potential decisions that must be made. After speaking with you, they will be able to experience feelings, or sometimes see visions, of things that may occur based upon choices that you will make. Those that are highly intuitive can be extremely accurate in understanding who you are, and what choices will likely lead to a life that is more positive and abundant.

 

How Do You Find Online Psychics?

Psychics that are on the web are extremely easy to find. When you search for psychics, you will be directed to businesses that might be in your area. You will also see listings for companies that have many different psychics to choose from. You can select them based upon the feedback they have received from prior customers. In most cases, they will give an initial reading for free, one that will only last for a few minutes. This allows people to determine if this is the right psychic for them, and many of them have helped hundreds or thousands of people.

How To Choose The Right Psychic For You

Choosing a psychic is also something that is somewhat intuitive. Although they may have great feedback, you still need to feel comfortable about the one that will do your reading. The initial free consultation will allow you to determine whether or not you are confident that this person will be able to help you. Once you have had your psychic reading, you can then assess the information they have provided you with. The more accurate it is, the more likely it will be, that you will use them for future psychic readings. Therefore, selecting a psychic is based on both empirical information that you see on their website, and your subjective opinion of this individual. The true test, however, is to actually work with one of them to see how they can help you change your life for the better.

 

What Type Of Information Will They Provide You With?

When you meet with the psychics online, it’s typically over Skype or something similar so that you can both see and hear them. You do not have to be physically in a room with a psychic in order to have them do a reading. You may also opt for a phone reading where you will simply talk with these individuals that can help you with decisions you need to make. You can take notes, or you may also receive a transcript of the entire psychic reading, so that you can use this for reference. This information may address issues in your life relating to career choices, relationships, or radical decisions that you are thinking about making. Regardless of the topic, a psychic will be able to read into your life path, and provide you with information that can help you.

 

In most cases, your initial inclination when choosing a psychic tends to be the right one. Within a few minutes of speaking with a psychic, you can tell whether or not they will provide you with good information. Some people are simply more naturally adept, capable of experiencing your lifestream, and will be able to see things much more clearly.

If you would like to use one of the many online psychics that are available, simply search for them on the web, and schedule an initial consultation.

Matchmaker vs. Online Dating

Match Making Agency | Vital Partners

As expert matchmakers in Sydney, we get the same question on rotation – why would I use a matchmaker as opposed to online dating sites? In today’s blog post, we’re going to give you our top reasons why singles choose matchmakers instead of hopping or searching online to meet their ideal partner.

Matchmakers are one of the oldest profession who has been around for centuries and was commonly used across the world. The basic concept of matchmaking back in the day consists of having someone introduce to you, your potential life partner – in some cases, you have the option to get to know them, however, in more traditional cultures, the wedding is set in stone way before you meet the person.

In the more modern sense of the word, Vital Partners carries on a similar concept, however, have made it easier and, more convenient so you don’t go on blind dates with a random stranger – awkward.

PERSONALISATION

When you sign up for an online dating website or app, you’re merely a number that appears on their database. There is no sense of personalisation and you are essentially getting matched by a computer robot. A matchmaking agency is a complete opposite. The experts here at Vital Partners meet with all potential clients for a consultation process so they are well informed on what to expect. The consultation itself is of no charge nor obligation – our expert consultants physically see clients face to face, hear their voices and have a conversation with them to find out more about who they are and what they look in their ideal partner. Vital consultants will remember you by name, and with your face and your personality in mind, your Matchmaker is able to mentally link you up to a potential partner they have met.

EMOTIONAL GUIDANCE AND SUPPORT

How many times have you had a horrible blind date? Or just a horrible date in general? It happens to the best of us. This probably results in a night out with your friends, drinking and being miserable the next day – there is definitely emotional support, but no guidance on where you went wrong and how to approach and improve on an issue next time you’re on a date.

Your Vital Angels are experts in love. They’re able to guide you every step of the way – before your date and after your date. They are genuinely interested in how things went with you and your date and will happily offer words of wisdom for your second date. If things didn’t go as planned, they’ll support you emotionally and will always aim to lead you the right way – no booze necessary.

FEEDBACK

After going on a blind Tinder date, you’ll never really know how well or poorly you did on the date. Your only way of knowing is if they ask you on another date, but what happens when they don’t? You sit there wondering “What did I do that made them not want a second date?”

With an expert matchmaker by your side, you can receive feedback if you like.   This is because the Vital Angels speak to both sides after a date, this way you are able to receive feedback on how it all went.- an important information you could use to your advantage on your next night out.

SAFETY AND CONFIDENTIALITY

As mentioned previously, Vital matchmakers meet their clients face to face so they know you – exist. With online dating, you’ll never really know who you’re talking to. Your matchmakers ensure you know who you’ll be going on a date with and they know too. Remember that your safety is more important than meeting someone online like a Tinder date.

Your details will not be broadcast online which means none of your details is there for everyone to see. Our matchmaking process is offline, this means your information is all confidential.

WE DO ALL THE WORK

The reason you hire a matchmaker is so they can go out and do the necessary work to ensure you don’t meet people who are only after a fling or a one night stand. The details you get are up to date. Your matchmaker then searches through their database and for a suitable match based on yours and your potential partner’s preferences. Vital Partners believes there is someone out there for everybody and that’s why they are passionate about getting singles together. Your Vital Matchmakers are always more than happy to do the extra mile and answer any questions you may have about your potential match prior to meeting Your Vital Matchmaker certainly believes your happiness is a reflection of their satisfaction and of course everyone deserves to love and be loved.

 

Source: Courtesy of Vital Partners, Dating Site Sydney